theartofangirling:

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I’ve never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

1percentcharge:

The boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are

1. Queens. Needs no explanation

2. Brooklyn (a girl’s name, according to my experience with the Sims 4 name randomizer)

3. The Bronx. Bron sounds like brawn but of course physical strength does not have to be associated with either men or women. So um. Its going in the middle

4. Staten Island

5. Manhattan. Literally has man in the name

kosmogrl:

anonymousalchemist:

I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it

roycest:

in tears over this

the-force-awakens:

#moonlight cuties

solarhen:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

Cowabanger of a post

worldcupwinner:

❝if there’s any doubt, he is here to win.❞

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

metamorphesque:

ALT

— A Prayer, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 

[text ID: I’m only asking for strength for my days. Teach me the art of small steps.]